[No heroine + No CP + Easy and funny + Unit suspense + Imaginative and exciting article]
Lin Du inherited a second-hand grocery store that was on the verge of bankruptcy and unexpectedly awakened to the "Voice of All Things", which allowed him to understand the crazy complaints and lifetime memories of all old items.
Originally I just wanted to resell second-hand goods to make a profit, but my style became more and more crooked.
A bloody shovel cried: "Boss! Yesterday, a pervert used me to bury a living person in the eastern suburbs. The shovel was scared to death!"
A second-hand Simmons complained: "I have insomnia, fifty million in stolen money was stuffed in my stomach, and the spring hurts!"
A dash cam with a broken screen shouted: "Power on quickly! I want to expose that scumbag who got into a hit-and-run accident!"
In order to earn the police's high reward, Lin Du decisively reported the case.
The result...
The police were shocked: He didn't leave home, but he seemed to have activated a full-scale cheat! In any perfect secret room, he can find the real murderer by just touching the doorknob! He is the hidden detective!
The gangster is timid: The man named Lin is so scary. He knows all about our top-secret account books. His intelligence network is definitely spread all over the world!
Lin Du counted the banners and the room full of bonuses, and sighed helplessly: "I swear, I'm really just a rag collector. I just want to make money quietly!"