[Japanese-style Western fantasy + green onions and fish cubes + multiple female protagonists + funny + happy different world + Shura field + cool text (if you are unhappy, I will give it to Xiaomei)]
My name is Lin Luobei, a top liver substitute master, and I have traveled through time into the holographic game "Ostra: Dawn of the Crown".
I am the most useless third prince of the Aldia Empire, but why am I always surrounded by saints, geniuses, maids, princesses... A bunch of beauties.
What's even worse is: not only is the game not on the server, but the logout button is gray, and this world is destined to end.
In order to survive, I took out the tricks I had saved up over the years - jamming the mechanism, taking advantage of loopholes, and talking nonsense seriously.
As a result, the painting styles all over the world are distorted:
I made a casual remark → The minister noted down "His Highness had foreseen it".
I am lazy and fish for fish → interpreted as "a secretive master".
The lie I made up → actually came true.
Overnight, the entire emperor was spreading rumors that the third prince was the reincarnation of a god, the chosen one, and a hidden boss.
I:? ? ? I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!
"I told you I'm not a sage!"
"Wait a minute, why are you touching me? What do you mean you are testing me!"
"I'm suing you for harassment! Do you know what it means to have sex but not to have sex?"
"Help! Help me! Someone wants to usurp the throne!"