Green Tea Girl: "Brother Mian, how dare she hit you? You should dump a woman like that as soon as possible!"
Troublemaker Guy: "Exactly! If she dares slap you before you're even married, imagine what she'll do after!"
Onlookers: "How outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!"
Feng Mian gritted his back teeth. "What's it to you?"
He curled his lips into a confident smile. "A beating means affection, a scolding means love. The harder she hits me, the more she loves me! Get it?"
The Troublemaker Guy backed down, trying to save the little spark of hope. "Uh... that doesn't sound right, does it?"
Feng Mian: "What do you know? She only slaps me, not you. What else could it be but love?"
The Troublemaker Guy stood frozen...
The Green Tea Girl stammered, "Actually... she slapped me too!"
Feng Mian sneered. "You're ugly. You scared her."
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Imaginary setting / Not a strong heroine / Not historically accurate / Sweet romance / Spoiled heiress / Unreasonable / Both pure / Fiancée