I wrote a lawyer into the joke.
He found me and said, "You are blackmailing me."
I said, "Just telling the truth."
He stared at me for three seconds and suddenly smiled: "Say it again and I will remember it."
Me: "... You must be sick."
Later I discovered that this man was as cold as a court in front of clients during the day, but at night he loved to climb mountains in the middle of the night to watch the sunrise.
Later, he handed me a handwritten document with "Confirmation of Romantic Relationship" written on it.
I asked him: "You have to sign a contract even if you confess your love?"
He said: "The contract protects your rights and interests. And I will never breach the contract."
But I didn't dare to tell him that the words I wrote in the jokes were actually true.
