The day the whole internet called me a “kept man,” I awakened a System: the more women hated me, the richer I got. So I went out of my way to cause trouble and flirt around, until every woman in the city hated me. But as they kept hating me… they all fell in love with me instead. My ex-girlfriend asked, eyes red, “Do you have no shame?” I smiled. “Why would I need shame? All I need is you.”
