I am a low-level servant of the Qingyun Sect who can be laid off at any time, and the system still forces me to conquer the cold sword master?
Lin Yao smashed his rice bowl with his backhand: "What's the point of falling in love when you can't have enough to eat? I want to eat a big melon!"
The system jammed on the spot and mutated into [the strongest system in the universe to maintain ripeness and eat melons]. From then on, the style of the world of immortality completely collapsed.
Facing the fatal whip from the arrogant Xiu II at the beginning, Lin Yao calmly took out the red horsetail and shoved a "ripe big watermelon" into his mouth with his backhand!
The law of cause and effect came into effect. The second-generation Xiu fell to his knees and burst into tears: "I'm sorry! Not only did I frame Lin Yao, I also peeped at Master Qingfeng taking a shower. I also had three layers of inner padding in my shoes to increase my height!"
Onlookers:? ? ? ! ! !
From then on, Lin Yao embarked on a wicked journey of dimension reduction and attack in the world of immortality.
Are the law enforcement elders looking for trouble? In the middle of the night, he transformed into a big brother and came to buy the dark history of his rival.
A terrorist killer comes to assassinate? It was revealed that he was "afraid of the dark and obsessed with pink", so he tearfully signed a 100-year work contract and transformed into a hellfire melon seed frying machine.
Does the old heaven want to format the world? Lin Yao put on a bulletproof Bagua Taoist robe, and with the "computing power" of tens of billions of melon-eating people, he tore apart the heaven with his hands, stepped on the demon world, and forcibly transformed the world of immortality into a large-scale melon-eating chat room!
The cold sword master (peeling the grape skin): Well, this melon is so sweet. Give me another caramel-flavored one.
The Crazy Punishing Demon Lord (wearing a pink skirt): Boss, who will you kill next? I'll go and tie him up first
