[Showbiz + Absurd Comedy + Pig Farming + Memes + Shameless Antics + One-on-One Romance]
After being struck by lightning and ending up in the hospital, Lian Xiao awakens to the truth.
She discovers that she's actually a brainless sacrificial extra in a showbiz novel about a real and fake heiress.
The good news: she's only an extra.
The bad news: the fake heiress is dead.
The real heiress's parents want her to take the fake heiress's place in an arranged marriage.
The real heiress's secret admirers want to harvest her kidneys and get her blacklisted across the internet.
Lian Xiao: “Hmph! The cardio I'm best at is swallowing my anger. I'm quitting the internet!”
System: Follow the plot.
Lian Xiao: “I'm going home to raise pigs.”
System: Follow the plot.
Lian Xiao: “My grandpa's about to give birth to my grandma, I have to go see!”
The System gives a cold laugh, three parts mockery, four parts icy indifference, five parts...
Pig prices are down! The pigs are jumping, and swine fever's spreading! Little piggies... don't die... little piggies... don't die...
Money abandons me, piggies hate me, the world laughs at me. Am I even human? “What's the point of my existence? Make my boundless resentment vanish!”
[Ding! The Host is showing signs of wanting to delete their account. Congratulations, your System has been rebound.
Eight Systems in one pregnancy are now bound! Host, please collect your package: a childbirth gift pack!]
Lian Xiao somehow ends up bound to this legendary fertility System.
“Wait, I'm a lifelong virgin, and now I'm about to have eight babies at once???” Lian Xiao groans in despair, staring up at the sky. Then she suddenly locks eyes with a sow in the pigsty.
Slowly, she grins. “Heh heh.”
From that day on, the showbiz world loses all trace of Lian Xiao, while the pig-farming world gains a lunatic.
Just as Lian Xiao becomes a pig-farming tycoon thanks to the fertility System,
the System, which has been dead for a while, suddenly tells her to follow the so-called plot.
Lian Xiao looks at the hungry piglets in her arms and the sow resting in bed after giving birth. With a loud “Oink,” she joins a dating show to make some money.
