The System Says I Have to Spend Money? I Spent a Hundred Thousand at the Bathhouse

[Rich Protagonist] [System] [Sharp-Tongued Banter] [Multiple Heroines]

Li Xiangyang gets tricked by the System into a women's bathhouse and forced to spend 100,000 yuan. By a twist of fate, he becomes the personal assistant to Su Qingyin, the CEO of Qingyin Group.

The skills the System gives him are all bugged: in a fight, he has to spout dirty jokes; when driving, the steering wheel drifts on its own; during negotiations, his body automatically starts doing tai chi.

Thanks to this ridiculous System, he somehow lands a ten-billion-yuan deal, moves into a luxury mansion, and gets behind the wheel of a Lamborghini.

But the more money he makes, the bigger his problems get. The CEO wants him to sign a contract for "intimate communication"...

System: "Host, you have entered the ultimate battle royale."

Li Xiangyang: "Can I still make a run for it?"