[Lighthearted and Funny] [No Frustrating Setbacks] [Lightning-Fast Face-Slapping] [Everyone Comes Around] [Technology Crushes Cultivation: Utterly Ridiculous Yet Somehow Reasonable, So Satisfying It'll Blow Your Mind!]
[Fourth Level of Qi Refining? Good-for-nothing Spiritual Roots? The Sect Will Be Struck Off the Register Next Month?]
Qin Xu, Earth's top science and engineering prodigy, transmigrates into the last-ranked Qingxuan Sect as its one universally acknowledged good-for-nothing.
He awakens a cultivation analysis System that quantifies everything, and turns the table on traditional cultivation.
Breathing techniques are too inefficient?
He uses mechanics to alter the paths energy takes through the meridians, boosting spiritual energy efficiency by 1,200%. Outer sect disciples advance three levels in Qi Refining in just three days.
Spiritual medicine isn't pure enough?
He uses chemical distillation to separate out the impurities, refining low-grade medicine into sacred-grade medicine. Even the sect's dogs can boost their cultivation by eating the pills he makes.
A heavenly tribulation strikes?
He connects a ground wire to a spirit-gathering array, turning the lightning tribulation into a power bank and saving the whole sect's electricity bill on the spot.
The neighboring Liuyun Sect comes to seize their territory, wielding the authority of traditional cultivation.
Qin Xu brings out a spirit-gathering cannon and blows apart their protective formation with one shot. The sect master and all his disciples drop to their knees and beg to become his students.
The Grand Elder, who used to curse him for rejecting orthodoxy, now stays up all night memorizing The Three Laws of Spiritual Energy Thermodynamics, crying as he begs to be class representative for the experimental program.
The junior sister, who used to slack off every day, now hunkers down in the lab editing spiritual-root genes and breaks through to Foundation Establishment in just six months.
From the orthodox schools of Zhongzhou to ancient immortal venerables, everyone calls him a heretic of the cultivation world.
Qin Xu simply publishes his improved scientific cultivation method for the whole world to see. Even ordinary people can cultivate with no barrier to entry, and on the day all people ascend, they storm the celestial realm.
The Heavenly Dao sends down punishment?
He runs high-voltage lines to channel all the tribulation lightning into generating power, reconstructs a new Heavenly Dao on the spot, and creates a perfect cultivation system with no bottlenecks or cultivation deviations.
