Lu Mingyou's childhood friend is a blabbermouth. Just like his name suggests, he loves tattling to her parents.
When they were little, he'd tell on her for sneaking snacks.
In middle school, he told on her when a boy sent her a love letter.
In high school, he even told on her for learning martial arts from someone outside school.
But then, he has such a lovely name: Lin Ye.
Seriously, what a fussy person.
He was a little chubby kid when they were young, always following behind her and crying, always complaining that she'd changed and had found herself another little boyfriend.
He was also frail, prone to fevers and illnesses, and his stomach hurt if he skipped a meal.
But he had fair skin, a beautiful face, and long legs. He only had to brush his hair back for someone to take a picture and post it on the forum as a legendary photo.
So exaggerated! Ridiculously exaggerated!
But...
Lu Mingyou liked him.
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After finally getting the man she wanted, Lu Mingyou hugged her childhood sweetheart and began listing all his past misdeeds one by one.
Lin Ye's expression was hard to describe.
"Is that really what you think of me?"
Lu Mingyou still had no idea how serious the situation was.
"What else would I think?"
"Wasn't it you who told on me when I snuck snacks as a kid?"
Lin Ye: "You had a fever close to forty degrees, and Auntie Jiang asked me to keep an eye on you because you tend to get confused when you're sick."
Lu Mingyou stammered.
"Th-then why did you tell on me when a boy sent me a love letter in middle school?"
Lin Ye: "That boy hadn't washed his ten pairs of socks in a month. It was your first love letter, and you were so excited I couldn't talk you out of it. I was afraid you'd go astray, so I had no choice but to tell Uncle Lu."
Lu Mingyou's voice grew quieter.
"What about when I learned martial arts in high school? I remember taking a master back then."
Lin Ye rubbed his forehead.
"That master was the head of a gang of hooligans. He was going to take you along to a group fight."
