Cultivation: I Took Advice, and My Meme-Loving Friends Taught Me to Become a Saint

[Takes Advice] [Uncomplicated, Feel-Good Power Trip] [Mostly for Laughs]

Lin Xun transmigrates to a cultivation world, where he becomes the lowest-ranking servant, one bad day away from being kicked out of his sect.

Just as he gives up hope, he activates the [Advice-Taking System]. All he has to do is post for help on Tieba and follow the advice, and the System will forcefully grant him an explosive reward!

[Original Poster]: I just transmigrated to a cultivation world, but my aptitude is terrible and they're sending me to mine for ore in three days. What should I do?

[Netizen A]: Easy! Go to the alchemy room, pick up the most poisonous failed pills, and eat them. Fight poison with poison until you're immune to all toxins!

[Netizen B]: Then do the third set of national primary school broadcast exercises to absorb the essence of heaven and earth!

The next day, Lin Xun clutched a bucket of poisonous failed pills and gobbled them down, then danced to “Seven-Colored Sunshine” in front of the sect's main hall.

The sect elders were stunned. “He's gone mad! The pressure got to Lin Xun. He's eating poison to kill himself, and now he's performing a forbidden ancient technique in public!”

[Ding! Advice followed: Ate a hundred failed pills and performed the broadcast exercises! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained: Immunity to All Toxins · Primordial Desolate Tyrant Body!]

Lin Xun replied on Tieba: [@Netizen A Bro, your advice really worked. My Qi Refining cultivation has shot up, and I just punched the Grand Elder into smithereens. Thanks!]

The netizens were collectively baffled: [??? OP, quit pretending. Where'd you buy those special effects?]

Years later, Lin Xun shatters the void and ascends to the pinnacle of immortal supremacy.

The internet's jokers: [Wait... We were just making stuff up back then, and he actually followed our advice all the way to sainthood?!]