You Insisted She Come Down the Mountain to Claim Her Family, So Now You'll All Be Buried Together

Name: You Insisted She Come Down the Mountain to Claim Her Family, So Now You'll All Be Buried Together
Author: Half a Spicy Gluten Stick

非要她下山认亲，那就一起收殓了

by Half a Spicy Gluten Stick (半根辣条呀)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 288k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 7h ago
Source: Fanqie

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Beloved by All + Metaphysical Shenanigans + Cutting Ties with Family + Healing + Ensemble Cast + Growth + Gradually Recovering Her Emotions + Cute Pets

Lu Minger is a metaphysical prodigy her master, Xu Heng, dug out of a coffin. Born with unusual eyes, she was abandoned by her biological parents and bears a stubborn cold toxin because of her fate and the frostbite she suffered when she was abandoned.

After eighteen years of cultivation on Canglong Mountain, her powers are heaven-defying, but she remains plagued by a chronic cold illness. True Master Xu Heng sends her down the mountain to save herself and meet her family.

She doesn't want to go, but she has no choice. And since she's going down the mountain, she'll be the one calling the shots. If she likes coffins, she'll send one to every blood relative of hers.

Carrying a coffin, she makes a grand entrance at her grandfather's birthday banquet, turning it into a funeral on the spot.

If someone rubs her the wrong way, she hits them. There's no problem a fight can't solve.

And if there is, she just has another fight.

After successfully moving into the Su family home, she also meets a son of fortune who's half-dead. Their first meeting is practically a home invasion.

She suppresses the death energy in him, while he uses his yang energy to drive away the bone-chilling cold in her.

Through everything that happens after she descends the mountain, Lu Minger, who lacks the full range of emotions and desires, gradually comes to understand herself and all beings under heaven.

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