I transmigrate into Xu Yuanchao, a fifth-grade worker earning sixty-two yuan a month. When Bang Geng snatches a bun, it triggers a ten-thousandfold rebate, and a five-hundred-kilogram wild boar lands in my account. The whole courtyard is waiting to see me get the short end of the stick, but I turn around and pull out my pay slip and pork. From now on, I'll handle this courtyard's messes according to their return on investment.
