At the Beginning, I Collect Money to Buy My Life in the Hospital, and My Life Span Is Unlimited!

[Easy and funny + weird + whole life + development system + magic pill + contrast] Alias: "I'm not a succubus, why do my demons always want to push me back?" "What the hell is it about raising a monster that always wants to blame me?" "With a mouthful of wild dog milk at the beginning, I directly owe the system five hundred years?" "Brother Su Che, this is life money! How dare you pick it up?!" Regarding his brother Lu Xing's words, Su Che looked disdainful: "Zhuge Liang can't borrow his life even with a seven-star lantern, how can he borrow these five hundred yuan?" "Brother Su Che, this... This is a yellow-skinned man asking for a title!" Looking at Huangpizi who asked whether they looked like humans or gods, Lu Xing turned pale with fright, but Su Che looked innocent: "But I think she is obviously a lolita with blond hair, blue eyes and white stockings." Lu Xing:! ! ! Huang Pizi:? ? ? "Brother Su Che, who are you talking to?" Seeing Su Che talking to himself in the air, the people on Planet Lu were frightened, and even thought of the legend about the red-dressed senior at Shanghai University... "Oh, there's this beautiful woman in red next to me, can't you see? She even invited us to play in her dormitory at night. You guys are lucky~" "No wow!!!" Lu Xing almost cried out of fear. He really couldn't understand why he had promised that there would be no weird things in the world, but it completely failed Su Che... "Could it be... That bottle of wild dog milk?" … From that day Su Che invited him to drink wild dog milk, but he didn't drink it, everything became different...