My name is Su Yuning. I used to be an overworked office worker. I thought awakening a System would let me reach the top, but I got so distracted by my new catgirl body that I forgot to open the newbie gift pack. Then the System told me it had lost permission because of what I'd done.
Su Yuning: ???
Su Yuning: You're the most useless System I've ever known.
System: You're the most outrageous Host I've ever seen.
Because of my catgirl body, I had no choice but to flee far away.
To keep from starving, I had to steal a bag of cat food, but the damn thing was expired. I passed out and was taken back to a mansion by a vampire lady, becoming her personal pet.
I complained furiously about how useless the System was, while I couldn't help rubbing against her with my cat body to beg for canned food. My mouth said, "Get lost. I'll never give in to you," but my tail kept wagging.
I couldn't escape, and eventually couldn't be bothered to try. And being kept like this... was actually kind of nice?
It's very interesting. No knife is used throughout. The plot may be a bit slow, but it's still a good book and worth reading.