[Absurd Comedy] [Twelve Talismans] [People Read Too Much Into Things] [Subverting Expectations] [Book Transmigration] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Power Fantasy] [Food] [Saintess] [Sword Immortal] [Female Guard]
“You've transmigrated into a book. Choose: the Self-Attack-to-Get-Strong System, or the Twelve Talismans from the start?”
Gu Suian: “Obviously! I didn't come here to be a damn baby!”
“Then I'll take the System back. Here, take these talismans and play with them.”
Gu Suian transmigrates into the world of a romance novel, the Great Yin Immortal Dynasty, and becomes the Empress's youngest, ninth son.
His eldest brother is a god of war who commands a million troops. His second brother controls the imperial treasury and the world of commerce. His third brother has been chosen by the Daoist Sect as its successor.
A prince with no backing, born with crippled meridians and barely noticed by anyone, Gu Suian originally planned to give up and take a fief, becoming a carefree, idle prince.
But then he awakens the Twelve Zodiac Primordial Stone Talismans.
Gu Suian gets back on his feet, and from that day on:
[Ox Talisman]: Strength enough to move mountains! One punch blows up the protective formation of the nation!
[Rabbit Talisman]: Faster-than-light teleportation! Assassins can't even catch his exhaust!
[Horse Talisman + Dog Talisman]: Immune to all poisons, immortal and deathless! He downs the life-ending poison soup prescribed by the imperial physician like it's iced tea!
At the ceremony to decide the heir, his royal brothers exhaust every scheme and reveal all their trump cards.
Gu Suian, in turn, pulls out the Dragon Talisman's Sacred Dragon Flame:
“Brothers, stand back. Looks like I'll have to take the throne today!
Mother Empress, abdicate!”
The Empress roars, “You rebellious brat, what makes you think you can?!”
Gu Suian: “Because I can smash the Ancestral Temple to pieces with one punch. Is that enough?”
The author of "Niu Lai" in the online article is too abstract. God knows how hard it was when I read this book. At first I thought it was 10 points, but later I saw it was 1.0 Points. I have never seen a 1-point book. You have to taste the high and low points. Good guy, after a closer look, you are P. I am convinced by this wave of reverse drainage. You are really the best in online articles. Finally I clicked on it 😂 Why is it you again? I knew that it would be uncomfortable every day if I didn't live a straight life 🙂
History has taught me lessons time and time again, reminding me to read book reviews before reading books! All I can say is that some of the settings in the novel are considered outrageous if they are released on female videos. The eldest prince sent someone to poison the ninth prince, who was not in any danger at all! What is the picture?
If you can still read the first chapter, congratulations. All Tomato books are masterpieces for you.