Chen Feifan graduated from a top-tier university, yet got rejected at 38 interviews. The HR rep smiled sweeter than honey: “You’re too talented. We can’t keep up with you.”
In plain English: they thought he was useless.
Right there, he registered for the food delivery app “Starving Already,” put on an XL delivery uniform, and strapped on a helmet with two fake eyes that blinked at him. His first order took him to the basement of Tomson Riviera. He pushed open a bronze door and, good grief! Five billionaires were gathered around a green felt table playing a real-life game of Monopoly, with chips marked “100 million” and “1 billion.”
A twenty-sided die flew out and smacked him in the forehead.
A System activated in a northeastern accent: “Ding! Every delivery you make earns you one roll of the dice. The result changes real-world wealth.”
First roll, a 6: the whole street’s business doubled. The lady selling jianbing made 100,000 yuan in a day and chased after him to give him one.
Second roll, a 3: his apartment complex was declared an “illegal structure” and scheduled for demolition the next day.
Before he could make a third roll, the rich were already going nuts: stock prices were jumping all over the place, real estate was plummeting, and gold had turned to stone. A hacker he delivered a bowl of spicy hot pot noodles to ended up in the ICU, and the Fed chair suffered a heart attack on the spot after eating a pizza.
The billionaires banded together to rig a game on a gambling ship in international waters, where ten rolls would decide life and death. He closed his eyes and tossed the dice: six sixes, every single one a hit.
All five billionaires dropped to their knees and called him Dad.
Assets: ∞.
He glanced at his phone. He still had 158 deliveries to make, and he’d be charged for running late.
He quietly put his delivery uniform back on, got in his Bugatti, and went to deliver hot dry noodles.
The most absurd richest man in history, making short work of anyone who dares challenge him. A ridiculous laugh riot, with one dice roll per chapter, and every roll a matter of life and death.
