You Were Told to Tell Stories, So Why Did You Make the Cultivation World Sound Real?

[Xuanhuan Brainstorming] [Storytelling System] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Ensemble Growth] [Behind-the-Scenes] [The World Becomes Real]

Su Mo transmigrates into a xuanhuan world. While everyone else has either a Sacred Body or Sword Bones, his test reveals a useless spiritual root so poor that even the sect steward can only shake his head.

With no hope of cultivating immortality, he can only scrape by at a tavern, working as a storyteller.

Just as the tavern owner is about to throw him out, Su Mo brings down his clapper.

"Today, I won't tell a tale of talented scholars and beautiful ladies."

"I'll tell you about a genius who became a good-for-nothing, only to have his betrothal broken off at his doorstep."

Below the stage, a young man who has just had his engagement called off hears, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man!" And he breaks through to a new realm on the spot!

After that, things grow increasingly strange.

A sword cultivator listens to his story and comprehends the sword in a single day.

A Holy Maiden listens to his story and perfects her Sword Heart.

The demonic sect's enchantress calls his tales vulgar, yet shows up before dawn the very next day to claim the front row.

Nascent Soul elders squat in the corner every day, listening for free and begging him to tell just one more chapter.

Until one day...

Su Mo casually tells a tale about a heaven-and-earth flame that has never existed.

A few days later, a volcano erupts in the Southern Border.

A blue lotus slowly rises from the magma.

The entire cultivation world goes completely mad.

"What the storyteller says isn't a story at all!"

"It's heavenly revelation!"

Watching cultivators across the land search for the 'Desolate Ancient Forbidden Zone,' 'Imperial Weapons,' and 'Heavenly Court Ruins,' Su Mo falls silent.

No, wait...

I really was just making it up as I went!