On the day when she was transformed into the most miserable empress of Daye, Chu Zhaoyi discovered that the court was a sieve - the minister of household affairs was reborn, the general of Zhenguo was a slut, the prime minister had a rebellion script, and even the imperial eunuch had a second identity.
Just when the ministers secretly joined forces and prepared to turn her into a puppet——
She is bound to the [Eating Melon System].
From then on, the painting style of the Shang Dynasty changed drastically.
"The Secretary of the Ministry of Finance was punished by his wife to kneel on the washboard again last night?"
"General Zhenguo is afraid of the dark and has to hold a doll to sleep every night?"
"Your Majesty, Prime Minister, the rebellion plan you hid in the secret room of your study is well written."
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:! ! !
They discovered to their horror that no matter how deep the hidden cards or secret private affairs were, the empress could always predict the truth and make accurate revelations.
In order to hold on to the last bit of underwear, all civil and military officials came to their senses.
Take the initiative to explain and strive for leniency!
So——
The Minister of Household Affairs surrendered: "I'm guilty! This year's taxation has only been tripled, so I'm going to triple it now!"
The general of the Zhenguo surrendered: "I am guilty! The border has only been expanded to a thousand miles, so I am going to fight another thousand miles!"
The Prime Minister surrendered: "I am guilty! I have burned the rebellion plan secretary! I will go and implement the New Deal!"
Chu Zhaoyi was lying on the dragon chair, eating melon seeds, looking at the ministers lining up to surrender and the increasingly full treasury, and fell into deep thought:
"I... I'm just eating a piece of melon. Why do you, my beloved, surrender?"
