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I'm tied to the system.
But others bind the system to become stronger, and I bind the system to become a father.
The system that comes is as follows:
Sign-in system: sign in for 365 consecutive days to receive god-level exercises (I can't even last 7 days in Ant Forest)
Card drawing system: Draw "Broken Leg Cockroach SR" for ten consecutive draws (it collapsed after I drew it)
Live broadcast system: Ask me to dance Yangko (the barrage said "The host is mentally polluted, report it")
Favorability system: Let me capture the school beauties (the school beauties' favorability towards me is -15)
I ran them all away.
Then the new ones came: cultivating immortals, dominating the boss, hacking, making false accounts, taking advantage of loopholes, illegal medical practice...
All the garbage systems in the universe use me as a "hospice center."
The country asked me: What can we do with this waste?
I said: I can order takeout, keep warm, do accounts, memorize laws, hold drafts, and hold sports meetings.
The state said: Then you open a company and take them to work.
So, I became the worst CEO in history——
The daily work is: arranging shifts for the system members, making up classes, dealing with work-related injuries (the system is so angry), and holding year-end debriefing meetings.
The day the higher civilization sent people to collect it, I took out my labor contract:
"You try to touch them? My legal system just finished memorizing the Constitution."
All systems in the universe thought they were here to bind the host.
Only they know that they are here to work.
