In Five Haters: From the Start, I Become a Disciple of Empress Song Yuqi

[Entertainment Industry + Variety Show + One Female Lead + Comedy + Sweet Couple Moments + Daily Life + Sweet Romance + System Mix-Up]

Chen Bai is brought onto the show Five Hahas by his cousin Chen He, and unexpectedly awakens a System.

There's something wrong with this System!!

[Host detected: a lone cultivator with no sect or master, mediocre talent, and a life full of hardship...]

A lone cultivator? A fantasy world? Am I not on the set of Five Hahas? We're not even filming a drama!

[Female Emperor Conquest System activated successfully]

[Conquest target: Song Yuqi (the 37th Sect Master of the Xuantian Sword Sect, at the peak of the Tribulation Transcendence stage, the Female Emperor who stands above all sects)]

What the heck? Song Yuqi is a cold and aloof Female Emperor? The System wants me to become the strongest live-in son-in-law in the Ten Thousand Sects?

[Beginner mission: Join the Xuantian Sword Sect and become a direct disciple of the Female Emperor Song Yuqi]

Looking at the adorably dazed Song Yuqi standing there, Chen Bai hurried over and bowed with cupped hands. "Master! Please accept me as your disciple!"

Song Yuqi points at herself, utterly bewildered: Master? Huh? Me?

The System gets more and more absurd.

Clear out the Blackarmored Giant Crabs: Tie up crabs with spirit-binding ropes?

Clear out the Bloodthirsty Bats: Spray mosquitoes with bug repellent?

Retrieve the lost scroll from Chaoyin Pavilion: Obtain the song "Mermaid"?

Female Emperor Song Yuqi: Disciple, do you have a cultivation partner?

Chen Bai: This disciple is devoted to cultivation.

Song Yuqi: Then what do you think of your master?

Chen Bai: ???

This book is also known as "In Five Hahas, but the System Says This Is a World of Cultivation" and "Five Hahas: The System Wants Me to Conquer the Female Emperor Song Yuqi"