On her wedding night, she lifted her veil and saw her husband squatting in a pool of blood, slowly wiping down a bloodied knife.
On the ground lay three dismembered bodies.
Shen Miaomiao’s legs gave way. Instinctively, she hugged his leg and cried, “Let me blow on it, and it won’t hurt anymore.”
His killing blow stopped.
Only later did she learn that the infamous Eunuch Jiuchianzi suffered a venomous parasite’s attack every night, leaving him weeping blood from both eyes and stripped of reason.
Her heart ached for him, and she secretly resolved that her husband worked too hard killing people. She had to fatten him up!
So...
She made him porridge, and he pretended to be weak so he could trick her into kissing his wounds.
She treated him with acupuncture, and he pretended to be disabled so she would care for him closely.
When she disguised herself as a man to go out and buy candied fruit, he got so jealous that he hurt his own arm and played the victim. “Unlike some people, who laugh and chat with other men outside.”
Shen Miaomiao was so heartbroken she burst into tears. She swore she would cure her husband’s “condition” and make him a real man.
Pei Wuyan: ...
He looked down at himself and fell silent.
It wasn’t until the night he shielded her from an explosion, holding her tightly beneath him, that she finally sensed something was wrong.
“Husband... are you really a eunuch?”
His eyes reddened, and his voice turned hoarse. “Do you... look down on me like everyone else?”
She cried her heart out and clung to him. “I’ll cure you! I’ll make you a real man!”
Pei Wuyan buried his face in the pillow and ground his back teeth.
He already was one.
And she was driving him insane.
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