[Old sayings + cute baby + mind reading + space + house confiscation and exile + war god father + miracle doctor mother + divorce + group pet + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + taking everything back]
The three-and-a-half-year-old Gu Zhaozhao is the daughter of Gu Yuan, the god of war in Zhenbei, and Jiang Wan, the daughter of the miracle doctor Valley Master.
On the day the house was searched, she was holding a whole roast chicken and chewing it until her mouth was full of oil. When Jin Yiwei rushed in, her father's resolute face was full of evil spirits, and her mother's cold eyes were full of ice.
But Gu Zhaozhao is not afraid because she can hear everyone's thoughts.
[Dad is roaring in his heart: Damn it, I am sacrificing my life for the country on the front line, and the dog emperor is raiding my home in the rear! When I go back, I will twist off your head and use it as a chamber pot!
[My mother is thinking in her mind: The three hundred thousand taels of gold I have hidden in the suburbs of Beijing, the hundreds of poisons in the Valley of Divine Doctors, and the newly developed super bomb, which one should I use first?
[Grandfather is screaming in his heart: Hurry! Cut off all ties with this sinner's son! Our Zhongyong Hou Mansion cannot be implicated!
Gu Zhaozhao curled his lips, and the roasted chicken suddenly lost its aroma.
In front of everyone, she hugged her grandfather's thigh with a plop, and cried the hardest in her sweetest voice: "Grandpa, don't you want us anymore? Daddy said that all the private money you hid in the third brick under the bed will be left for Zhaozhao to buy sweets!"
In a word, my grandmother's death gaze turned my grandfather to stone on the spot.
She then turned to look at the leading eunuch sent by the emperor: "Father-in-law, my mother said that the night sweats and weakness in your legs that you have been suffering from recently are serious illnesses. But as long as you take her specially made 'One Step Soul-Breaking Pill', I guarantee that the medicine will cure the illness and you will go to the West immediately!"
The eunuch was so frightened that his face turned green...