I transmigrate to 1965 and become He Yutian, Silly Zhu's older brother. After leaving the army and being reassigned to civilian work, I return to the capital.
I wanted to keep a low profile, but my abilities won't let me!
When Qin Huairu starts playing poor to mooch off us:
“It's hard enough for a widow with a child. What's wrong with Zhu giving them a little food?”
He Yutian slaps back with a retort: “Twenty-seven yuan and fifty cents a month, and you still have the nerve to be this shameless? Do you think I'm some beggar?”
When Yi Zhonghai, the First Master, tries to guilt-trip me:
“This calls for a whole-courtyard meeting to criticize you!”
He Yutian slaps his grade-level section chief reassignment certificate on the table: “I call the shots at the subdistrict office. Go ahead and try holding one!”
When my own little brother, Silly Zhu, flies into a senseless rage:
“You dare bully Sister Qin? I'll kill you!”
He Yutian unleashes a maxed-out Bajiquan combo and beats Silly Zhu into a helpless heap. “The He family runs on my say-so!”
