Survival Game: Do Vampires Have to Join Too?

[A Fresh Take on Survival for All] [No Romance] [Funny] [Game] [Natural Disasters] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Nonhumans]

All of humanity is forcibly dragged into a survival game.

Good news: Everyone gets a house.

Bad news: There's a mortgage!

People who've just finished paying theirs off: ??? The sky is falling!

Did it really have to hit so close to home? Damn it!

Payments are due every seven days, natural disasters arrive weekly, and monsters are everywhere. Surviving is all about skill. At least you get to draw a talent from the start.

While everyone else is picking names and drawing talents... one person is furiously filing complaints!!

"Why isn't there a species option? I'm a vampire! Not a human!"

She complains so fiercely that she's hauled straight into the System's control room and confronted by the System itself.

Fortunately, things work out. She strikes a deal with the System and gets a personal weapon and an overpowered talent. The only catch is that the talent comes with an accent?

Once she enters the game, she can't laugh anymore. "Ah, fefefefe, you damn System! Are you nuts? I'm a vampire and you gave me a sunroom? Ah, fefefefe..."

From then on, the survival world has a new oddball:

Rumor has it that after sunset, you must never venture into the wild alone. If you see a white-haired creature, don't hesitate, run! If you can't outrun it, try scattering gold coins along the way. There's a chance it'll buy you enough time to escape.

A rumor in the secondary profession guild: Whatever you do, don't become a butcher. Some idiot has driven meat prices down!

No one knows that this legendary figure can't go outside until near dusk.

At night, she has to stay up late working overtime to pay her mortgage. And that wretched talent!!! It costs money too!!!

"I want a refund! Give me my money back!!"