Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Demon Seed from the Heavenly Realm: The Whole Dynasty’s Darling

Yan Youyou, daughter of a God of War and a flower fairy, spends her days wreaking havoc in the heavens. The celestial realm is filled with wails of despair. At last, while the God of War’s family is away, the Jade Emperor kicks her down to the mortal world and sends her to a kind family to learn her lesson.

Everyone expects Yan Youyou to learn good manners, filial piety, and humility from them!

But… as the only girl in eight generations of the family, Yan Youyou is spoiled even more rotten by her new relatives.

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When a wicked aunt tries to take Youyou’s milk to feed her dog, Youyou sprays her right in the face with a stream of pee. The fiercely protective Yan family praises Youyou for peeing so well…

When nasty relatives try to steal Youyou’s first-birthday gifts, General Yan draws his sword. “Who dares steal my daughter’s things?”

Her mother, who loves helping her own family: “Father, Mother, Youyou is my only daughter. Naturally, everything I own will go to her someday!”

Her lovesick eldest brother: “If Youyou wants me to stay with her, I’ll stay. I’m not going anywhere.”

Her second brother, eager to be her lackey: “From now on, I’ll be Youyou’s lackey!”

Her third brother, who wants to give everyone a home: “Youyou, do you like this place? I’ll buy it for you!”

Her fourth brother, who prays to Buddha whenever he does something bad: “Please bless my Youyou with a safe life and endless wealth and glory!”

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Yan Youyou has a secret: she can understand what plants are thinking, but no one knows.

All the plants are Youyou’s friends. Anyone who bullies them will get a beating from Youyou! Hmph, Youyou is very loyal to her friends!

And everyone in her new family is so nice. Youyou wants to be good to them, too!

Everyone watches as the Yan family, on the verge of losing the emperor’s favor, suddenly wins his esteem. The Yan brothers all enter the palace to serve as officials…