The Earth Is Leaking, It Turns Out We Are All Immortals and Demons

I'm Su Ming, an oil digger. Yesterday I drilled the well, and a light penetrated my brain. That thing says it's the Earth. I said, "Which earth? Is that the one I'm stepping on?" It said, "Yes, that's the one. I am the consciousness of this planet." I said: "Then what do you want from me?" It said: "I was beaten and lost my memory. You have my breath scattered outside. You can help me find my memory." I said, "What's in it for me?" It thought for a while: "Help you pay off your mortgage in advance." I shook hands: "Boss, how many memories have you lost? I will get them all back for you."