Naruto: You Call That a Chunin? You Split Susanoo in Two with One Sword Strike

[Hokage, System, playing the pig to eat the tiger, invincible protagonist, multiple heroines, lighthearted power fantasy]

Three years ago, he transmigrated into the Second Shinobi World War. Orochimaru found him and brought him back to Konoha, where everyone sees him as a “cold-blooded weirdo.”

At the Ninja Academy, he's dead last in theory and sleeps through class every day.

In sparring matches, a genius Hyuga girl has beaten him black and blue for three years straight, yet he never fights back.

His classmates call him useless, his teachers think he won't live long, and even Orochimaru assumes he's just a little tool left to fend for himself.

But none of them know that a whole canyon is hidden in his mind!

Bound to the [Sixteen Star-Soul Sacrifice System], all he has to do is kill and sacrifice rogue ninja to get League champions' ultimate skills for free!

They ignore chakra and defy the rules of ninjutsu!

Garen's passive grants infinite healing, Warmog's Armor lets him cling to life, and his ultimate, [Demacian Justice], is perfect for executing berserk foes on low health!

And all that frantic hand-sealing whenever he fights? No, he's just showing off!

When elite Cloud ninja infiltrate Konoha and kidnap Kushina, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the entire village is at a loss.

That's when Konoha's least noticeable genin silently draws his sword.

That day, a golden greatsword tears through the heavens!

As he dies, the Cloud Special Jōnin roars in outrage: “There wasn't a trace of chakra! What hand signs were you even making?!”

Wiping the blood from his face, he grins. “Great Celestial Empire, Demacia!”

Watch Konoha's ultimate slacker use a whole arsenal of shamelessly overpowered skills to hack his way through the dangerous shinobi world!