A woman was watching videos on the bed in a rental house and suddenly appeared in the middle of the national highway the next second.
According to people familiar with the matter, the woman's last words before she was struck and flew away were:
"I haven't finished watching the video yet."
That same night, a honey badger chased wild fruit along the national highway. Facing the oncoming fortune, it not only did not run away, but faced it with bared teeth.
He was hit and flew away on the spot.
"What the hell is this? Why is the shell so hard?"
Afterwards, the vehicle involved in the accident drove away from the scene. People at the scene said that they only heard a drunken sentence:
"Where's the speed bump?"
After investigation, it was found that the vehicle involved in the accident was a "Dayun". The driver was unknown and was suspected of fleeing across the world.
A woman and a honey badger were both killed. Then both appeared in the world of cultivating immortals.
A wild man in the mountains. One is an embryo inside the egg.
Later, the woman picked up the eggs and wanted to eat them. A gray badger emerged from the egg and opened its mouth and said the first sentence:
"Are you going to fucking roast me?!"
Later, they entered the Qingshi Sect.
Outside the mountain gate, there is a tinkling sound of poverty. In the mountain gate, spiritual jade paved the road and spiritual stone carved deer.
The entire clan pretended to be poor. The leader pretended to be dead. None of the disciples look like good people.
Our reporter risked his life to sneak in to investigate, but was chased three miles away by a white goose, broke three doorposts by a wild boar, and read out his first love diary in public by a crow.
The above is the entire content of this issue of "Cultivation of Immortality".
Warm reminder: Do not watch videos on national highways. Don't chase wild fruits either. If you see great luck, stay away.
