[Journey to the West]+ [Clan Cultivation]+ [Traits]+ [Monkey Cultivation]
The neighboring Mountain Ogre King: “Flower-Fruit Mountain is mine now!”
Stone Ancestor: “How kind of you. Around here, new hires have to sign a contract first.”
The year Sun Wukong was pinned beneath Five Elements Mountain, Stone Ancestor transmigrated and became the mountain spirit of Flower-Fruit Mountain. By then, Erlang Shen had burned the mountain to the ground, and the monkeys were dead or wounded.
The good news: He has a card-draw System. The monkeys can earn merit by working, then draw cards to grow stronger.
The bad news: He has to teach this unruly bunch of monkeys how to behave, one by one.
The worse news: The Mountain Ogre King is just the appetizer. Heaven is already investigating the crimes of this cursed land.
And so Flower-Fruit Mountain Group opens for business.
Monkey Rule Number One: The Old Ancestor has the final say.
Monkey Rule Number Two: No freeloading monkeys.
Monkey Rule Number Three: Your performance comes first when it comes to card draws.
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Monkey Rule Number Ten: Copy out the “Ten Monkey Rules.” No staring blankly at the sky.
Five hundred years later, Heaven looks down at a mountain full of demon monkeys lining up to draw cards and reporting for duty, and falls into deep thought. Just what kind of outfit is this?
