Me:
Shen Qingxuan, the marshal guarding the North Gate of Heaven, has been killing demons for three thousand years. No one in the three realms calls him "Commander Shen".
Until that day, I was beaten to the end because I let go of a little demon who was supposed to die on the demon-slaying platform——
Demoted to the Kitchen God.
Yes, that's the little god who squats on the corner of the stove, smells the fumes, eats stove candies, and cares how many dishes you cook tonight.
Responsible jurisdiction: Dongcheng District Third Street Office, an old and shabby area that is about to be demolished.
The objects of jurisdiction: an old lady who lives alone, a female doctor who cooks dark dishes every day, a gambler who always feeds food to stray cats...
All the gods and Buddhas are watching my joke.
But I, Shen Qingxuan, can slay demons and overturn spoons.
Don't you have a family feud? I will make your stove burn bright and the whole family will laugh around the dining table.
Aren't you out of luck? I will let you heat up the stove, and wealth will come from all directions.
Aren't you a villain? I will let you scatter the ashes of the kitchen stove, and all the evil spirits will disappear.
The place where there is a stove in the world is my dojo, Shen Qingxuan.
The stronger the incense, the stronger I am.
Until one day, I discovered——
This old shabby little building hides the biggest secret of the Three Realms.
Stove Lord, please take a seat!
This worldly fireworks is under my control from now on.