Prehistoric+Journey to the West+Invincible+Funny+Vest
"Master, a monkey came outside and said he wanted to become a disciple.
Taoist Bai Lan stood with his hands behind his back and looked at the sky: "You guys at your age really don't understand. "
Lu Chen: "... Master, you don't even remember how old you are, right? "
On Fangcun Mountain, why did Patriarch Bodhi come uninvited and his face changed drastically?
In the Wa Palace, why did the Empress Nuwa angrily send her avatar to ask questions in tears?
In the Six Paths of Reincarnation, why did Empress Pingxin break the seal and point at him and scold him for being unfaithful?
Why did Fairy Yunxiao stay alone for thousands of years on Golden Turtle Island, waiting only for the words "I remember you"?
Master doesn't remember anything.
But the whole prehistoric era remembers him.
He participated in the Pangu Creation of Heaven, he bet on both ends of the Lich War, he was a scumbag all over the world, and his identity was more than the names on the list of gods.
And his apprentice Lu Chen just wanted to develop his sect quietly.
But starting from a monkey who worshiped on the wrong mountain, the whole world changed completely.
Bodhi knelt down, Nuwa cried, Houtu became angry, Yunxiao came, and even Heaven was panicked.
Lu Chen looked at the powerful people lining up outside the door, and then at the master who was still fishing——
"Master, how much do you owe? ! "
Taoist Bailan picked his ears: "What?" Fish tonight? "
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