Miss Shen Is Typing

My name is Shen Qinghuang. I failed to ascend to the world of cultivation and was reborn as the true daughter of a wealthy family. The Shen family hosted a banquet, and I went there wearing a floral shirt and liberated shoes. The whole audience: "Who is begging for food here???" I was too lazy to explain, so I sat down and ate melon seeds. The fake daughter cried and knelt down: "Sister, I give everything back to you——" Me: "No, the black air on your neck is about to smoke." Everyone: "?" Later—— Father Shen's collaborator died. Before he died, he pointed in the direction of the Shen family: "What your girl... Said... Is really accurate..." Five brothers who disliked me queued up to my door overnight: "Sister, help me take a look at this project." "Sister, help me look at this patient." "Sister, my variety show was hacked!" "Sister, my hands are shaking when I play games!" "Let me copy my sister's homework——" Me: "." At present, I am doing well in a wealthy family. His main job is fortune telling, his side job is cultivating immortals, and occasionally he helps people exorcise ghosts. There was a boss named Su who kept pestering me and wanted to marry me unless I cured his curse. I said: "Two million for one hexagram, five million for Feng Shui, and extra for marriage." He said, "Add a zero." "............ Boss, please come in." [No more talking, the ancestral house is haunted tonight, so I went there with my mahogany sword.