When the whole world relies on their "public persona" to get ahead, I unexpectedly bind to a Shock Value System!
I'm a completely forgettable, expressionless guy. From the start, I serenaded my pretentious roommate with "Good Luck Is Here." [Ding! Shock value +99!]
At the school assembly, the student council president, who had a perfect public persona, set me up and made me apologize in front of everyone, humiliating me. Choice A: Get on my knees and beg for mercy, becoming a laughingstock. Choice B: Turn the tables and use a "whisper megaphone" to expose his biggest secret!
[! The president actually breaks down in front of everyone, clutching his wig and crying, “OMG, you scared me!”]