I Opened a Black Shop in the Tang Dynasty, and All the Civil and Military Officials in the Court Chopped Me Down.

Shen Tingsi traveled through the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty and opened a "Wanjie Black Shop" on the streets of Chang'an. Only one modern fetish is sold every month, but the purchasing rules are outrageous! Want to buy a self-heating hot pot and polar down jacket? Li Shimin must shout "Who understands my family" three times at the door of the store and complete the sign-in to unlock the right to purchase! Want to buy a glass mirror? Empress Changsun had to bring five princesses and their wives to join the group. If one person was missing, she would be automatically refunded and not shipped! As for Cheng Yaojin, in order to buy the unparalleled art of war, he walked around the streets with a big ax looking for people to help him "cut a knife". Cheng Yaojin collapsed and cried: "Boss Shen, I, Old Cheng, have found ninety-nine people to bargain with, why is the progress still 99.9%!" Shen Tingsi smiled slightly: "Congratulations, General Cheng, you are only missing the last 0.01 Fragments. Just watch the thirty-second 'Singing and Dancing RAP' photo commercial to get the final reward!" From then on, the painting style of the Tang Dynasty completely collapsed. The civil and military officials of the entire dynasty were either fighting for orders or helping others to chop them down. The Turkic army is approaching? Sorry, the Tang cavalry is wearing polar cold-proof clothing, eating self-heating hot pot, and using high-power telescopes to teach you how to behave!