Sold Off? The Three-Year-Old Finds a Regent for a Father

[Adorable child] + [Cursed tongue] + [Crazy father and brothers] + [Everyone's darling] + [Face-slapping] + [Ancient political intrigue]

Three-and-a-half-year-old Xiao Niannian was a legendary master of metaphysics in her past life.

This time, the moment she opens her eyes, she's as skinny as a monkey, has less money in her pocket than the dirt on her face, and is being dragged off by her wicked adoptive parents to be sold to human traffickers.

She escapes, crashes into the Regent's carriage, grabs the leg of the most powerful man in the land, and calls him Daddy.

Xiao Yan sneers. "Throw her to the wolves."

Niannian blinks her big eyes. "But Daddy, your forehead looks dark. Your head's going to hurt tonight."

That night, Xiao Yan's head hurts so badly he smashes half his bedchamber to pieces.

He sets the little dirtball down beside him, and for the first time in ten years, sleeps through the night.

Xiao Yan: "She stays. She can be my human sleep incense."

From then on, the ministers of the court are horrified to discover that this sweet little girl has a mouth more accurate than the King of Hell's brush.

She says her political rival will fall into a cesspit, and five minutes later, splash!

She says the fake good-luck flower isn't real, and a bolt of lightning strikes beneath the clear sky, sending the emperor and his ministers fleeing with their heads covered.

And the crazy Regent, whose very name terrifies the world, now has just one important question every day:

"What would Niannian like today? The stars or the moon?"

Niannian hugs her gold ingots and announces fiercely:

"Niannian wants everything! Niannian is the richest little princess in the whole world! Whoever makes Niannian unhappy, Niannian will say he's going bald!"