My Wife Was Fishing, I Immediately Bit the Hook

[Two male protagonists + brainless sweet pet + both physical and mental purity 1v1] Complaining about the straight man's acceptance × the black-bellied green tea loyal dog attack Gu Jia, who has been single for 21 years, wakes up and enters a bloody BL novel. Her only mission is to catch the male protagonist online, and then dump him severely, so that the male protagonist can get drunk late at night, and start a destined 419 with the trend and genuine feelings. Bad news: He's straight. Good news: The task only requires you to have fun online, and you don't need to play with real swords or guns. So he followed the plot, created chance encounters, and asked for WeChat messages. In order to complete the task, he spent all night talking about earthy love words and seductive words, saying everything he could and could not say. After three months of online dating, he responded to every request and his acting skills were excellent, but he was about to retire. As a result, on the day Ben showed up, the male protagonist didn't come. Instead, the male protagonist's good brother Zhou Wang came. The strategy progress bar returned to zero on the spot. Gu Jia was exhausted both physically and mentally, and turned around and wanted to run away. But the other party smiled as if they were harmless and approached step by step: "Baby, you caught me first, don't you want to take responsibility now?"