[Little Fox Princess, Tiny Tot, Everyone’s Darling, Never Has to Suffer]
Bai Miaomiao had just turned eighteen and finished collecting rent. When she opened her eyes, she had become the three-year-old baby sect leader of a rundown sect in the cultivation world!
Her senior brothers were peerlessly handsome, and they doted on Bai Miaomiao to no end.
But...
The sect was so poor it could barely feed itself, and everything depended on a three-year-old toddler!
Just as despair set in, her golden finger arrived. Ding!
[The Sunset Years Retirement System has been activated. Host, please enjoy a leisurely retirement!]
Bai Miaomiao stared into the void: Come on! I’m only three. You want me to retire?!
Bai Miaomiao had been ready to throw herself off a cliff and die somewhere far away, but the rewards from the System were so tempting she could hardly resist.
[Take ten steps on an early morning stroll, reward: Divine-grade movement art, Cloud-Treading Flight!]
[Take a half-stick-of-incense midday nap, reward: One ancient divine beast, the White Tiger!]
[Lead your senior brothers in a square-dance session, reward: Purge and remake everyone’s meridians and bones, raising their cultivation by three stages!]
To keep anyone from catching on, Bai Miaomiao could only sneakily pass the rewards to her senior brothers.
The eldest senior brother clutched a marrow-cleansing pill and wept:
“My junior sister must have risked her life in the forbidden grounds to get this medicine for me! I have to cultivate even harder!”
The fourth senior brother stared at the sect-protecting formation and had a sudden insight:
“If my junior sister can set up a formation like this at three, what excuse do I have not to work harder!”
The second senior brother looked at the divine beast cubs scattered across the ground:
“My junior sister even stole divine beasts for the sect! I’m giving it everything I’ve got!”
Bai Miaomiao: ??? I didn’t! I really didn’t! What in the world are you all doing?!
When her senior brothers had beaten the entire cultivation world into tears, everyone finally discovered the mastermind behind it all: the three-year-old sect leader sitting in a rocking chair, eating milk cakes!
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