Transmigrate to Douluo, starting out as a Level 99 Limit Douluo.
Martial Soul: Book of Time, which can read someone's dark history, alter reality, and save and load files.
A cheat-code mega bundle: the Twelve Talismans, the Eight Great Demonic Qi, and the Ten Great Demon Masks, the three-piece set from Jackie Chan Adventures, all maxed out from the start.
System quest: Take on three disciples and help them ascend to godhood.
Zhu Zhuqing: Eldest senior sister, inheritor of the Ten Great Demon Masks. She's an army all by herself. Ninja Corps, Flying Dragon Corps, Divine Demon Corps... With all ten corps deployed, even Titled Douluo have to kneel.
Ning Rongrong: Second senior sister, inheritor of the Eight Great Demonic Qi. The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda goes from an auxiliary-type Martial Soul to an all-purpose one. Moon, wind, thunder, water, fire... With all eight demons united, what do the Upper Three Sects matter?
Xiao Wu: Third junior sister, inheritor of the Twelve Talismans. The Soft Bone Rabbit becomes an all-types cheat queen: eternal life, laser eyes, shapeshifting and invisibility... With all twelve talismans, so what if they're soul beasts? I've got them covered!
Su Mo: Before taking on disciples, I only wanted to lie flat and be a couch potato.
After taking on disciples...
The Spirit Hall is attacking? Disciples, you're up. I'll have some tea.
The Divine Realm is up to no good? The disciples can't handle it? Oh, then I'll just tweak the rules of the Divine Realm.
Years later, the Three Supreme Gods descend upon Douluo Dalu and kneel on one knee in unison:
"Master, we brought snacks. Let's go home for dinner."
Su Mo lounges in his deck chair, basking in the sun, and lazily waves a hand:
"Got it, got it. Don't block my sun."
The nanny article is delicious