I was eighteen that year. On the seventh day of the lunar month, a tearful campus belle senior swung a brick and knocked me into a black-and-white static screen.
When I woke up, a pretty, fair-skinned girl held up a "marriage certificate" written in lipstick and said, "I'm your wife. Tonight is the seventh day of the month, and the moon is full. It's the perfect night to consummate our marriage."
Her expression, her gaze: frighteningly stubborn, yet purely kind.
I wanted to escape, but the door was locked tight. No matter how hard I tried, it wouldn't budge.
After being reborn, I became a ghost and ended up in a kindergarten.
The students here aren't human. The old baby practices hanging himself every day, and even when it comes to jumping off a building, they fight over my barrel cactus.
A girl in a school uniform jumped off a building and survived.
And with the title of "School's 999th Heartthrob," I became the most coveted baby in the whole school.
The senior held up a red brick and smiled sweetly. "Big brother, you can't get away."
Actually, the senior is just lonely. She's afraid of the dark.
[Absurd Premise] [Dark Humor] [Rules-Based Horror] A deadpan descent into madness, with one thrilling moment after another!!!
