Starting with Wild Dog Milk, Pirates Tian Haochen Also Wants to Become a God

The universe is afraid of time, and time is afraid of wild dog milk. Eat a box of wild dog milk and your life will be as long as the sky. Question: What should I do if I have my destiny but my family is poor and I have no chance to awaken? Answer: Just ask your sister to borrow something. Question: What should I do if my younger sister always shows her heart to her brother? Answer: What else can I do? I can pamper my sister. "Sir, how did you become so rich at such a young age?" "It's very simple. The neighbors and market owners are very kind to me. They put rare items in my pockets and kindly lend me many helpful items." "Then what do you think of your sister..." "Ah, um, this sister is great. Let me tell you, one time I found blood stains everywhere in the kitchen, and my sister's head was placed on the chopping board. It made me feel bad, and I immediately booked a funeral for her." "...?" "I was just going to collect her body, but she got under the cabinet and pretended to be dead with only her head exposed. Just to ambush me, she stabbed me three times." "Ahaha... Then you really have a simple family tradition." (Thinking casually) Are these enemies or siblings? … Let me introduce myself, my name is Haochen. Oioioi, which one should I move today... [Unlimited streaming + fun and fun + copy game + universal occupation + high imagination] Wild dog milk, stealing Tian Haochen, deep love between brother and sister, it is a very cool novel.