Siheyuan: I, Liu Hongchang, Refuse to Be a Doormat from the Start

[Dear godfathers, the latest chapter's plot has reached its small goal. Keep up the positive energy.]

Kicked out of the house for washing his wife's hair? Accused of being a pervert by his sister-in-law just for taking a look? Then Silly Zhu leads the neighbors in beating him up?

A modern young man transmigrates into Liu Hongchang, the biggest scapegoat in Home-Style Cuisine, and discovers that the He family has somehow moved into Love in the Courtyard as well! The entire He family is baring their fangs in front of him, while Yi Zhonghai and the Jia family try to guilt-trip him from behind?

Liu Hongchang sneers and awakens a portable space! Divorce? Dream on!

You're so high and mighty? You look down on cooks? Starting today, I'm cutting off your supplies!

A month later, his arrogant sister-in-law is bringing him foot-washing water in exchange for half a steamed bun, while his virtuous-seeming wife humbly begs for affection in the middle of the night just to get a bite of meat.

Silly Zhu gets jealous and tries to steal from him? I'll break your legs! Yi Zhonghai tells me to be the bigger man? I'll throw you in jail too!

Every beast and little fairy in this courtyard will kneel before me and sing "Conquer"!