Tomb Raiding: The Nine Gates Eavesdrop on My Thoughts Every Day

After transmigrating into The Mystic Nine, Chu Ming is caught up in a deadly mine crisis from the start! He binds to a Diary System, and as long as he slacks off and writes in his diary, he can survive for eternity!

What he doesn’t know is that his inner thoughts are being broadcast to all nine sects! On the surface, he’s a useless fortune-teller who pours tea and runs errands. In his mind, though, he’s spilling spoilers left and right: “Lord Buddha, all the supplies you’re taking into the mine this time are going to waste!” “The Adjutant acts so proper, but he snuck out to dig up my sweet potatoes last night?”

Chu Ming thinks he’s hiding his true nature perfectly, unaware that after hearing his thoughts, Zhang the Buddha sends in heavy troops overnight and blasts the source of the crisis to smithereens! Er Yuehong’s wife makes a miraculous recovery, while Black Glasses shows up with a whole chest of treasure, begging him to stop talking.

The entire Mystic Nine secretly agrees to protect this “human spoiler machine,” keeping everything under wraps while secretly showering him with gifts.

Staring at the priceless antiques filling his home, Chu Ming is utterly baffled. “I thought tomb raiding was a nine-out-of-ten chance of death. Why are you all treating me like a living ancestor?!”