(Urban + real cub + magic pill reincarnation + naughty child + group pet + sand sculpture sweet)
(Kindergarten daily life + full network live broadcast + contrasting cuteness + Five Elements Team + no abuse)
My name is Li Wangshu, I am three and a half years old, and I am the thirty-seventh reincarnation of Mowan.
Today I was sent to human kindergarten
The principal's mother smiled and reached out to me: "Kid, what's your name?"
I grinned and showed my little fangs: "My name is... The demolition office."
Then he smashed the school bus, melted through the slide, and shattered the luxury bus of the kindergarten next door with his sneeze.
When the police came and looked at the surveillance, they smoked a cigarette at the door and said, "I can't control this."
Later, the lotus pattern on the back of my neck was seen by the entire Internet.
An old man with a white beard rushed in and knelt in front of me with tears streaming down his face: "Little ancestor! I'm 30,000 years too late!"
Our principal held up a fire extinguisher and screamed: "Don't kneel! She just learned to wipe her own butt last month, you let her put on her underpants first!"
Later I got four friends
Lin Tuantuan is the reincarnation of the God of Wealth, and he always carries an endless supply of bear biscuits in his pocket.
Zhao Bing gets frosty when he's nervous, Lei Xiaomeng's hair becomes electrified when he runs fast, and the red rope made by Yue Xiaohong can tie everyone's hearts together
The five of us formed a team called "If you don't break up, you won't get to know each other"
I don't want to destroy the world
Ben Wanzi just wants to protect the kindergarten, the principal's mother, my coward father, my mother, and those four silly little followers.
I will burn anyone who touches them.
But I try not to burn.
I'm three and a half years old and I've grown up.
Applause for understanding!
Everyone in the audience: So was it you who demolished that door today?
Li Wangshu whistled and looked at the sky: ... The wind is too strong today
