[Satisfying power fantasy + peerless sword immortal + no fake saintliness + no System + no toxic content + everyone’s favorite]
He was meant to be an unparalleled sword immortal, sweeping all before him, but it seemed Heaven had decided to play a joke on him.
The good news: Dongfang Bai awakened an SSS-rank Koi luck ability.
The bad news: The Koi ability was completely useless to him. All it did was increase the luck of those around him...
And so Dongfang Bai’s whole outlook fell apart...
Universities: “Dongfang Bai, want to be our mascot? We’ll feed you, house you, and find you a wife~”
The state: “Dongfang Bai, the country will support you!”
The major factions: “Dongfang Bai, join us and we’ll grant you any request!”
Beautiful women of every kind: “Dongfang, want to live off a woman? Big Sis will take care of you~”
Dongfang Bai: “I’m actually against living off a woman... but they’re offering way too much...”