If the Dog Won't Talk, I Will

I've been reborn.

I thought I might still be able to turn things around. After all, tonight I had a top-tier star in a silk dressing gown waiting for me...

Fine, that was a fantasy.

Anyway, since I'm here, I might as well be reborn.

Dogs don't date, so I'll do the dating.

Dogs have their pride. I've got no shame.

If you saw this title and still haven't swiped away, it means you're easier to fool than a dog.

Come on in. Chapter One has an embarrassing story about me.