I Just Said "Cool", Why Did the Whole Internet Start Worshiping Me?

When I Am Tired of Reading, I Read a Masterpiece, a Shocking Masterpiece

I want to watch content similar to "I Was Taken from My Body for Ninety Thousand Years". It's not brainless, it's novel, it's not limited to subject matter, it's super combustible, it's funny, it's old-fashioned, it's all imaginative.