A Frail Commander Bound to a Little Oracle Has the Whole Court in a Panic

The Qi imperial clan waited three hundred years for their one and only little princess, Qi Zhaozhao.

Rumor had it that little Zhaozhao was sickly, coughing every few steps and spitting blood every few more.

But who would have guessed that inside this chubby little baby was a short-tempered emperor who had died of overwork in his previous life?

And to make matters worse, she was bound to a [Sickly Emperor System].

One day, the imperial physician took the pulse of three-and-a-half-year-old Qi Zhaozhao and was so shocked that he wet himself on the spot. “Your Majesty! The princess... the princess has a pregnancy pulse!”

Qi Zhaozhao clutched her round belly, spat out a mouthful of blood, slammed the table, and roared, “Nonsense! Her Highness just ate too much!”

Later, Qi Zhaozhao discovered that whenever she watched the court's gossip unfold, the System would extend her life.

So she started spitting blood while taking the System around to dig up gossip, never realizing that her whole family could hear her thoughts...

[Good grief, the Minister of Rites says he's incorruptible every day, but his bed is stuffed full of the widow Wang next door's underwear?]

The next day, the Minister of Rites was dismissed and his estate seized by the emperor just for stepping into the palace hall with his left foot first.