It's fun to eat melons and be funny / It's fun to show off invisibly / It's fun to be sweet and doting alone
The male protagonist's mind-reading ability × the female protagonist's inner pornographic complaints = the extreme ambiguity and hilarious contrast caused by the information gap.
As soon as Shen Yining opened his eyes, he transformed into cannon fodder and agreed.
At the palace election banquet, while others were vying for favor, she immersed herself in the meal.
On the surface, he was respectful: "Long live the Emperor."
My heart was racing: [Oh my god, this tyrant has an amazing figure! He has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs, but it's a pity that he doesn't have a good brain—the imperial concubine is having an underground love affair with the bodyguard, and he's still kept in the dark!
Xiao Chengyan, who has just awakened to mind reading:? ? ?
That night she accidentally drank acacia wine, pulled on her dragon robe and muttered: "My abdominal muscles are so hard, let me touch them..."
When she woke up the next day, the tyrant blocked her on the bed and said in a hoarse voice: "My beloved concubine said in her heart last night that my waist strength is very good. Do you want to test it again?"
Shen Yining: Help! Can this tyrant hear my voice? !
Since then, Xianyu's plan has completely collapsed——
She wants to fish, and he flips the cards. She wanted to eat melon, and he fed it to her mouth. She wanted to run away, but he pinned her down on the dragon bed and "punished her severely".
The whole harem wanted to kill her, but the tyrant smiled and said: "Whoever dares to touch my Jie Yuhua, I will kill him from the nine tribes."
