[Absurd] [Invincible] [Feel-Good] [Lighthearted]
After transmigrating to the cultivation world sixteen years ago, Bai Luo has been eagerly waiting for his golden finger to arrive. Now he suddenly feels that having one might not be such a good thing after all.
Good news: My golden finger System has arrived.
Bad news: Something seems a little off about this System.
[Your fiancee has broken off the engagement. Make your choice.]
[Option One: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man. Take your own life on the spot and scare everyone present into tears.]
[Option Two: A windfall from the heavens, fury and ferocity. Take off your armor on the spot and do one hundred push-ups in front of everyone.]
[Option Three: Woman, you're playing with fire. Kiss your fiancee by force and make her understand that she will always belong to you.]
Many years later, Bai Luo, now an Immortal Lord, is interviewed by his fans.
"Immortal Lord Bai, how have you managed to cultivate so quickly while also becoming so powerful in battle?"
Bai Luo smiles faintly and breaks through another realm in an instant.
"You lot really are impossible."
"Well then, let me tell you a story about how choices matter more than effort."
Why does it feel like a fantasy fairy tale I read before? 🤔
How could my horse spots be eaten by this smelly area of yours😭
If the innate Tao fetus touches the porcelain immortal body, I am afraid of this and that